+1 Nice work.

-1 doesn’t use caps

Mooooooooo-oooo(se)!

Now that is an odd sort of beast. Are those prehensile labia?

Thanks!

Might be interesting to see any ad/analytics contracts Gawker has with these folks.

Do you happen to know the name of the case or the basic fact pattern?

Former stewardess for Swissair?

There’s a lot of money around... Bet you can find plenty of people who’ll gleefully claim to work there if given the chance.

Good point. He’ll be resurrected, if for no other reason than he’ll some day be the lone member of the Swiss Comedy Hall of Fame.

Which are mostly deflated by now.

This belongs in Jezebel.

And now these commenters’ real identities are going to be revealed in court.

No, that’s a mismatch:

Good point.

Hmm. Perhaps we’d better just call the dunkee, “the person of your choice.”

You’re right about that.

Not even $10M worth of Detrol can stop them now!

He meant the Mama’s and the Papa’s, but his spellchecker was born too late.

Threesomes don’t sound very safe, either.