Claudia is really doing her best Betty Draper.

"Solomon seems to conclude that they trying to do..."

She's 14 years old, so probably a little early to judge her acting ability. And Mad Men does extremely well for a cable show, as well as on iTunes and Netflix. Props for such wild negativity, though.

How nice of you to assume that all gay men have caught shit for being gay, in an argument about being discriminatory. Many of us have never faced that, and yet the idea of being a black woman is still appealing.

A friend of mine who works at Neiman's told me that you're supposed to pronounce this brand in french. So it's not Ey-Pee-See. It's Aw-Pay-Say. I'm still not sure that's how abbreviations work, but I do appreciate the ridiculousness of the idea.

It's the open mouth.

Is it just me or does she look like Carrie Fisher on the cover?

That is the best introductory line ever. Most people completely ignore me and say, "OMG YOU'RE DOG IS SOOOO CUTE!" I'm like, "Hi, I'm here, too."

I agree. They just need to work on their packaging. The products may work, but they look more CVS than La Mer.

Despite it all, they're both still insanely pretty. And I cannot wait for this song. Think of the accents!!

I agree! We're making progress! I also think her makeup looks wayyyyyyyy better than it has in the past.

I think it's white people nude.

It's not the best hair—messy and way too bleachy—but remember when you could constantly see her weave? It's an improvement, and I'll take it.

You forgot one.

OMG, YES! That is amazing. "I Drive Myself Crazy" is still my personal favorite. I liked the songs that actually let all five of them sing. Even Chris.

I agree. I still think he should give his solo career another try. What musical direction should we give him? Maybe do something like Michael Buble? Ohh maybe him and Nelly could do a duet album.

You wish. And I wish. He was always my favorite, too. He was more prominent in the early days of NSYNC, but by the end he was relegated to backup.

Yes, Joshua Scott Chasez from NSYNC. Basically, the guy who sang that wasn't Justin. And I'm not saying Kelly was not #2. I'm saying I did not know "2nd lead singer" was a real term used.

Radio has made me hate your pop star boyfriend. I cannot escape him!!

Now I just want someone to Photoshop her even taller. Clone stamp that girl to the rafters.