I recently discovered that the frozen fruit I buy for my morning smoothies can also be used for nighttime cocktails. This isn't entirely relevant to the article, but I felt the need to tell someone.

Black electrical tape over all the little power indicator lights on your TV, DVD player, fan, etc. TOTAL DARKNESS!

"…most sources are saying that lots of the information is quite old"

A story of when I bought my first car.

Clients. You have no idea how many poetic, insightful, beautiful lines gets rejected by clients who don't understand how it can result in sales. They think: "I need an ad that will stand out from the clutter and target men!" These ads are exactly what they wanted.

Even worse: all the brands that tell men to be more manly by eating giant fucking hamburgers with thousands of calories. But still, for every bad example, there's Ram.

I live in Dallas! Fun fact: I saw Erykah Badu at the Whole Foods on Park Lane last week.

Ughhhhhh, things like this drive me crazy. I've written Twitter/Facebook copy for a number of brands. When you're posting every day, like many brands do, you run out of new ways to say the same thing. Like, how many ways can FAFSA possibly say "Fill out your FAFSA!" This is a fun way to deliver the message. And public…

This just looks like a cobbled together version of Candice Swanepoel.

Home of Dollywood!

Notwithstanding The Real Housewives of Pretty Much Everywhere, reality shows offer some of the best opportunities for female viewers to see real women like themselves dealing with everyday issues that affect their lives. "Reality does a much better job," Juris said.

Correction: Sunscreen prevents tan lines on me and no one else in the world. Why does it even exist?

I'm really perplexed by your comment. Are you arguing that sunscreen doesn't prevent tan lines?

1) I think my bright orange skin was the special armor that kept people away. Ah, to be 16 again. 2) No tattoos, especially not tribal. I'm gay, not tacky.

I always did the sun. On my belly button. Because I'm a boy.

Watch this lead to a dramatic decrease in skin cancer. The weirder the tan lines, the more sunscreen people will wear to prevent them.

Awww, I was there at that time, too! Memories.

I attended the UT creative advertising program. It was week after week of SUCCEED AT THIS CLASS OR YOUR FUTURE DIES. If we didn't make a high enough score at the end of the semester, we couldn't move on to the next class, which would mean that our dream career would never happen. The students you see have enough to…

Same. It's like it's burned into my eyes. And then I think about eyes and I just get more creeped out.

I was just wondering: what will Oprah say?