My dog ran away once and I pretty much have PTSD from it. Want me to share the story? Okay!

Somewhere Naomi Campbell is twirling her diamonds while saying, "That's what we call a supermodel now?"

Didn't Paltrow complain about it being way too crowded this year? If so, raising the ticket price seems like a very logical decision.

You have no idea how hard I laughed at this.

I thought the same thing. I also imagine Ryan Murphy saying, "Cory died? GREAT! This'll do wonders for our ratings."

Paris Hilton's musical career legitimizes Britney Spears. It's clearly not as easy to produce a great pop song as people think.

They do talk about her weight, but she also constantly makes jokes about how hot she is, too. By pointing out her flaws it allows the jokes about how amazing she is to somehow not seem conceited.

I saw that and thought, "The objectifying of men trend continues." Right or wrong, it's my favorite trend.

I thought the first half of the book was good, where there was still a semblance of humility. The last half just seemed like filler and things you would write about if you weren't prepared to write a memoir.

She actually posted a photo from Clarissa as her TBT on Instagram this morning. Yes, I follow MJH.

Britney has a talent for picking songs and knowing what the public wants. If it were easy to make this kind of music, Christina Aguilera would still have platinum-selling albums.

You can now! It just went live on iTunes.

That's illusion netting, not cardboard.