A white guy with bad face tats, but somehow with enough money for a private plane. Momma lied to me.

I’m pro chrome trim and pep boys fake shit. It reminds you that as George Carlin said:

That’s probably the least problematic aspect of what would surely be a 1-way (suicide) mission to blow up the US Capital via a nuclear explosion below it. Most profitably during the State of the Union.

So basically, yes the Soviets would do it.

Yeah it seems like having enough nuclear power to do that would kill the crew with radiation (even with shielding) not to mention the amount of heat to melt rock would probably cook them alive.

I’m not sure keeping the crew safe is anywhere near the top of their list ...

Stef

Filing this next to the new Z4 under Shit We’re Not So Sure About.

I think Torchy got into Elon’s medicine cabinet. 

I will, and if you see a giant rhino-bot made out of plastic tubing coming your way, that’s just Ronnie; send my regards.

Not sure if I dare click that link. I’m seriously calculating how much time I can afford to waste today.

No, just a flash photograph at the end.

I hear Yakkity Sax, with a slide whistle thrown in for giggles..

Scheisse!

Years ago my grandma bought a ‘38 Plymouth deluxe convertible on a whim and I remember getting rides around in that in the rumble seat and up front and watching my grandma quiet adept with the controls. Years late I got my turn at the controls. I can’t say it was as intimidating as a model T but it was quite a…