I can hear the saccharine guitar twang as you describe this idyllic beer commercial. ‘Merica~

Carry on to Hayward, son. There’ll be peace when you are done. Drop the flaps to 35. Don’t you fly no more.

Fun fact: Gutta-percha refers to a natural latex made from the sap of the tree of the same name. It is in fact a very good electrical insulator, and was widely used well into the 20th century when it was replaced by synthetics like polyethylene.

You could just have asked Mr Google but here’s their UK site...

Polaris has a large mfg facility in Poland, so the bikes and SBS’s for Europe will probably be built there.

That’s no excuse! Few days ago in Finland —

The younger me would’ve listened to this and laughed it off. Now that I’m older and have lived through some unpleasantness empathy takes over. If anyone reading this is feeling like you’re out of options or are just fucking TIRED of the struggle to get through yet another miserable day talk it out with a counselor. …

Nissan has them.

Maybe we can set you up with Tab?

My mom (1953) drove an automatic for the first time 2 years ago. She didn’t know what to do with her left foot, so she started left foot braking. It wasn’t very... smooth. She (and her passengers) was very glad when she was back in a manual again.

I had to take our babysitter home recently. She’s just old enough to get a learner’s permit. When she got in my car and saw me shifting gears, she asked about driving a manual. Here is her response after I told her the basics:

Word of advise...never start your post with “my wife” and end with “What am I supposed to do with my hands.”

Maybe it’s like a Winchester thing, and she has to keep building additions for every life destroyed by Blackwater and/or her shitty charter schools.

Bastard, take your damn star.

God damn you....take the star.

what the White House calls a working vacation.

Just saw my first AZ-1 at the Hot Wheels show this weekend: