Then again if I survive and horde enough gas I could rule the wasteland!

This might be the first time I’ve seen “face melting” used in a non-hyperbole sense....

It’s for defensive driving.

Personally I think your response is measured and merciful.

If you’re a commercial jet pilot, then yes.

Fun story, I use to work for Chrysler in the engine department and when I told the older guys that the general mechanic advice was “never buy and Chrysler V6 that ends in a 7" they were all somewhat offended because they had worked them.

This is the most real shit I’ve heard all week

Lol, I’m betting no. But better to vent my smart ass remarks here than in the office

Cross-Probe....spelled X-Probe.

This thing is Ford-enstein’s monster. Ford murdered the US Focus to harvest a chassis for the beast, cleaved the name from still warm corpse of another, and is bringing it to life by blasting it with electricity!!!

That’s what texturing is for (which is a fascinating process to add to the molds as it involves giant vats of acid)

Thanks! Looks like my Tuesday is only down hill from here, lol.

I think you missed the joke.

Pretty close

Forza needs Barbie Jeeps.....

Maybe a battle of the bands would be more appropriate? Oompha versus Polka versus Mariachi versus Bagpipe Brigade.

I want a ‘family grade’ mini van. Vinyl seats, hard plastic trim, truck bedliner floors with drains, and everything water-proof. Basically I’d like to be able to pull into a car wash bay and power wash the interior and the kid in one go.

Hard plastic is easy to clean with bleach after your kid vomits all over the interior of your new car so it’s a feature here.

Actually I do too. But I’m sure the average luxury truck buying suburbanite would not, mwahahaha!!!

Forgot that was going in the 1500. I’m sure the I4 is still much cheaper to make. Man this thing is going to have a lot of engine options