I’m 40 years old and have managed not to grope or otherwise touch people in an unwanted fashion. What the fuck is so hard about that?

I can keep going but hopefully you get the point by now. Stay woke and don’t speak ill of Hova again

Covering your head as blows are raining down upon you = resisting arrest

Fuck these guys. Bring on the robots.

Your bad comments are why the terrorists are winning. Reconsider your life.

Yeah I prefer Maddon who literally throws a temper tantrum about his players getting hit (after one HBP). Then the next day they hit 5 Cardinal players. He's like Jesus Christ and Mohammed rolled into one awesome existential being. PS - eat shit and die.

Yeah Chicago is really the holy land: http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/17/us/…

I don’t think they sound like threats. I think she is venting.

LIBRUHLZ DURRRRR

A President whose greatest moment is a fucking pitch, and of course the nimrods come out to defend him.

MLB Statcast of the play: 101.4 mph exit velocity + median homerun velocity via hittracker.com: 103 mph = you getting shut down miserably.