He’s gone. She’s the hottest actress in town right now. If anyone can call this shot, it’s her.

God I hope he does.

He paid his debt to society. Let him play.

Dana White and the UFC were the ones who leaked this to TMZ. If they wanted to keep it hush, hush, they certainly wouldn’t have done that.

You’re saying Phil Jackson, 11 titles and all, has inferior coaching intelligence to Steve Kerr because he’s failed in the Knicks front office? You do know Steve Kerr was a complete failure as GM for the Suns, right?

On Deadspin, it’s not possible to dislike anyone for any reason other than because they’re black.

Why don’t you post step-by-step photos or at least the finished product?

It’s cumin soon. Just you wait and see.

That’s the joke.

1908

Found the white guilt guy.

You’re a terribly unfunny person and I feel sorry for the people that are forced to be around you in real life.

Good lord, you’re grasping for straws here. You’re also the least entertaining Deadspin writer, so no surprise here.

Lol.

I hope you’re right.

A White House visit and international fame should suffice.

I missed the part where he roasted them?

As a whole, the campus does not side with Jonathan.

No need to be a dick, asshole. He simply answered your question.

Without a doubt. I’d love to see what Aroldis Chapman could do with a full head of steam like that. At least 110 mph I’d guess.