Pretty easy, actually:

I'm guessing you are in cow-town? As a fellow Albertan Jalop, I might be interested in a Jalopnik sticker...

I wonder that as well. Then again, there are some odd people out there. Don't believe me? Head down to your nearest Walmart...

As does "Siri, what is insurance fraud?"

Not to mention that, but what will it be like in 10 years? How about 20? I really can't see something like a built in iPad aging well.

So that's why bus drivers in London are always trying to run down cyclists...

/May not be true.

#FOODLOPNIK?

Bah, I should have been more helpful: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MegaRace

Megarace.

If it isn't, it should be.

Reminds me of the HotWheels Banshee:

So how much would the same thing, sans hybrid system cost? I bet there'd be people willing to buy it.

Would there be much of a difference on insurance?

Well, at least they didn't try to fix it by welding some Plasma TVs to it.

I work in a lab with a 3D printer. We're working on it! It'll be a bit yet before we get there, but it is certainly something that has been thought about.

... said he'd be right back... in the future?

Season 3 has been that bad, has it?  I really enjoyed season 2, but haven't seen any of season 3 yet.

Now if only people would start crashing 2001 Civics, mine might eventually be worth more than I paid for it...

I thought that setting came stock on most new Ferraris...?

Step 1: Remove existing engine.
Step 2: Insert 3 cylinder ecoboost.
Step 3: ?
Step 4: Hoon.