Loads of trunk room as well, from what I hear.

Even better if it was on a Dodge Viper. A window viper on a viper...

I know which one it is... but for some reason the first thing came to mind was probe, not escort.

I'm half expecting a worm wearing a robin-hood hat and a boot to step out of it...

Maybe I'm just tired, but my first thought was "Probe"...

Here we go...

I'm thinking something similar - there was a brief flash of another car's roof line, near the windshield that looks like a convertible.

That's pretty awesome.

Maybe today's Morning Shift should be the "Automatic Edition"?

Maybe "Row Your Own"?

I wonder how much methane a garbage dump generates...

I'm more of a jet engine fan myself...

Your DD is an Exige?! Nice!

Bad clams? I'd guess that'd be even worse.

It seems fairly well planned out - not like he's winging it.

Some may see that as a major screw up. I see it as a potential slalom.

Now here's an idea: feed him to the polar bears. Polar bears will have something to munch on, one less criminal in jail, and no one will have to be worried about being scammed by him again.

Well, I certainly won't that against you. :P