Not too shabby at all. How much room is there in the back of one of those? Do the rear seats fold down flat?

I'll second that. Nothing quite like eating White Spot while looking for killer whales...

It depends a lot on car weight. Imagine a 200 hp rear wheel drive, mid-engined two door Yaris, with better looks. Doesn't sound so bad, now does it?

Kids, this is why you shouldn't do drugs.

I like your way of thinking. You could go all the way and do a quad turbo V-12...

Someone needs to make a Dr. Seuss-esque book about that...

Hmm, that might work quite nicely. A Ford Festiva could also be turned into a little sleeper...

That's what it looks like to me. I might have to try that, as I happen to have both on hand...

A sausage/smokie wrapped in a tortilla? Interesting! I happen to have both on hand. I might have to try that...

Now there's an idea... stuff one of these in an original Beetle...

Red Deer? Cool. I knew there was a few other fellow Albertans around these parts...

Careful! Keep demonstrating that much common sense and you'll never get elected!

I've often thought Princess Auto would be a pretty cool place to be trapped in a zombiepocalypse. The only thing missing would be food and gasoline, but other than that a person could make some pretty cool anti-zombie stuff using all the parts in the store. Lawnmower deck? Check. Knock-off gasoline motor? Check. …

I was thinking more of a giant poster/sign that says something like "I like kittens"...

Really, I see it as real life trolling.

The Festiva actually wasn't that bad of a car. When compared to a motorized sardine can. That being said, when I was learning to drive I would usually pick it over the 1980 Malibu my parents also had.

... in the trunk?

Strange. Are you in the US?

I like your way of thinking! Maybe it would be what Chrysler was touting a few years back - a hybrid minivan.

Well, if its as indestructible as a 10 year old Nokia phone, who cares!