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I’ve never listened to the program. As I approach 40, I suppose I’m just too old to be targeted by these “let’s get the youth vote” types, and not yet old enough to watch Facebook News without my parents’ permission.

...I am the FORGOTTEN MIDDLE-AGED! /s

NO SHITHEAD???

Come on, maaaan. He paid his dues:

Fuck you all half to death for leaving out Vincent. Who’s got a severed limb? Good boy. Who’s got a religious statue filled with heroin? Good boy.

No Bear from PoI?

Martin Crane and Eddie would like a word???

What about Sprocket from Fraggle Rock?

All of the above will never beat Eddie for best sidekick

I guess Seymore is only an off-screen sidekick...

Alex

You rode a hammer?”

Coincidentally, the phrase he felt it move when he tugged” is found in over 90% of Cap Thor slashfic. At the risk of ruining the innuendo with a relevant Joss Whedon reference, the hammer is his penis.

Oh, I can do better than that! You know how *spoilers* Cap goes back in time and marries Peggy Carter? Joe Russo recently admitted that if he could rewrite it, he would have ended up with Hermione.

What a depressing future to show us, where in 5 years time, people still care about Fortnite.

I enjoyed the depressed thor subplot. You can take anything that is good on its own and turn it into a vice when using it as a bandaid over your depression. Yeah the general audience might not see that nuance and they’ll nod to themselves like “yes this confirms my bias that only losers play video games and gain

Maybe I wasn’t paying close enough attention, but it looked to me like Korg was the one playing, and Thor got on the headset to yell at the kid to leave Korg alone?

Just cause someone gets offended, does not mean they are right. 

I’m starting to feel like we’re getting to a point where nothing is allowed. I mean, the context here, for example. She isn’t making fun of black people in any way. She’s trying to remain true to the character, who happens to be black. It would be one thing if she had done something deliberately offensive, but she’s

MY PEOPLE NEED ME.

Yeah but, to be fair, we’re still talking about Skyrim 8 years later, lol.

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This is why Shivering Isles is vastly superior to the rest of Oblivion. As soon as you step in, shit gets weird and each subsequent step you take thereafter turns it up to 11.