“Powers of X” sounds like a BDSM porno from the 70s.

NO SHITHEAD???

Come on, maaaan. He paid his dues:

Fuck you all half to death for leaving out Vincent. Who’s got a severed limb? Good boy. Who’s got a religious statue filled with heroin? Good boy.

No Bear from PoI?

Martin Crane and Eddie would like a word???

What about Sprocket from Fraggle Rock?

All of the above will never beat Eddie for best sidekick

I guess Seymore is only an off-screen sidekick...

The cinematography is off. It makes the place seem small. 

Exhibit A in the prosecution’s case, “Why The Best Disney Animated Movies Don’t Need Live Action Remakes.”

This is how all of these live action remakes feel. They have none of the energy or vitality of the original work. And some of it is because traditional animation allows you to break a few more rules and further suspend the audience’s disbelief, but there is nothing in that clip that sells me on “Prince Ali.” Even in…

Alex

Picard: Computer, put on my classical playlist.

ABSOLUTELY.

Well thank goodness for Gyllenhaal, then. I don’t go to superhero movies to see cool mercenaries in leather jackets and t-shirts. I go to superhero movies to see people with giant glowing fishbowls on their heads.

“You rode a hammer?”

Coincidentally, the phrase “he felt it move when he tugged” is found in over 90% of Cap Thor slashfic. At the risk of ruining the innuendo with a relevant Joss Whedon reference, the hammer is his penis.

Oh, I can do better than that! You know how *spoilers* Cap goes back in time and marries Peggy Carter? Joe Russo recently admitted that if he could rewrite it, he would have ended up with Hermione.

Counter-argument: Professor Hulk is fun for a few jokes, but ultimately boring because there is no longer any tension within the character. The struggle has been resolved, and without the struggle there is no drama. That’s fine for an isolated story, but greatly reduces his story potential in a serialized format. This…