Alex

“You rode a hammer?”

Coincidentally, the phrase “he felt it move when he tugged” is found in over 90% of Cap Thor slashfic. At the risk of ruining the innuendo with a relevant Joss Whedon reference, the hammer is his penis.

Oh, I can do better than that! You know how *spoilers* Cap goes back in time and marries Peggy Carter? Joe Russo recently admitted that if he could rewrite it, he would have ended up with Hermione.

What a depressing future to show us, where in 5 years time, people still care about Fortnite.

I enjoyed the depressed thor subplot. You can take anything that is good on its own and turn it into a vice when using it as a bandaid over your depression. Yeah the general audience might not see that nuance and they’ll nod to themselves like “yes this confirms my bias that only losers play video games and gain…

Maybe I wasn’t paying close enough attention, but it looked to me like Korg was the one playing, and Thor got on the headset to yell at the kid to leave Korg alone?

Just cause someone gets offended, does not mean they are right. 

I’m starting to feel like we’re getting to a point where nothing is allowed. I mean, the context here, for example. She isn’t making fun of black people in any way. She’s trying to remain true to the character, who happens to be black. It would be one thing if she had done something deliberately offensive, but she’s…

MY PEOPLE NEED ME.

Yeah but, to be fair, we’re still talking about Skyrim 8 years later, lol.

This is why Shivering Isles is vastly superior to the rest of Oblivion. As soon as you step in, shit gets weird and each subsequent step you take thereafter turns it up to 11.

Morrowind was my first TES game, due to some ads I had seen in PC Gamer as a lad. It was incredible, from all the strange sights and sounds, the unfamiliar environments, the unique Houses, and even the Guilds. There was always something to do, to see, and to explore in a big way.

Foster care? Well of course they are out of control.

Nah, I bet these kids were raised by kangaroos, who are famously shitty animals.

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Did you listen to the Drifter's audio files for this season? I’m a sucker for a spoiler, there's some to be had.

I went with the Drifter, because screw Zavala.

It’s been an exhausting rollercoaster, that’s for sure, but Destiny hasn’t taken a step back since Forsaken launched. It’s better than it’s ever been. It’s still an extremely grindy game (which can be draining, and often leads me to take long breaks), but as a “go-to” loot shooter for PVP or to raid with your friends,…

On a hunch, I thought, “Gee, I bet this attitude is related to the US occupation post WWII.”