In a video game, you should be able to go up without having to worry that you’re going to have to find some trick to go down (like slowly hugging jagged rocks in an Elder Scrolls game).

That was amazing. The cut to the vent was genius. 

Just sad as shit.

Are you trying tell me that its possible to like something AND criticize it? What witchcraft is this!?

So it’s now The Red Onion??

Yeah, that’s bullshit. I’m very good at my job. I know this, and so does my employer, and I know I am paid more than my colleagues. If they found out, they would get upset and either stop working efficiently, or demand a raise. If they demand a raise and I would find out, then I would also demand a raise because I…

Its ALMOST as bad as the auto-playing videos and ads on a Kinja site... almost.

You mean like the ones on your site?

I still play every night, spent most of my nights in The Crucible, unless for Milestones. I know I should be playing MH World, a franchise I love since I got my first taste on the Wii, but just cannot let go of Destiny 2.

I don’t care what anyone says. I will play Destiny & Destiny 2, and any other version that comes out, for eternity. I love that game.

“Naked Marble Dick” is the name of my new band.

My favorite version is still Bang Bus...

Vaudevillians on Velocipedes quaffing Vermouth.

“This show of comedians joking around over coffee is highly offensive to me”

‘Charles and Seinfeld shot a pilot together after finding a downed Cessna while hiking. According to Charles, Seinfeld said he had ‘always wanted to play the most dangerous game’.

Mr. Charles’ show was called “Jokesters in Vehicles Acquiring Java”. Totally different show.

Hopefully it means I’ll friggin get rid of that quest from my primary weapon slot, holy hell

Don’t worry, you’ll eventually get to a point where you can kill a Bazelgeuse with minimal effort. In the meantime, hoard all of the thunder resist decorations you get. You’ll need them for your last two HR cap hunts.

I’m going to come at you...and give you a high five!

Peacocks go out of their way to inconvenience people. I’m just stunned that someone has found one helpful