“Naked Marble Dick” is the name of my new band.

My favorite version is still Bang Bus...

Vaudevillians on Velocipedes quaffing Vermouth.

“This show of comedians joking around over coffee is highly offensive to me”

‘Charles and Seinfeld shot a pilot together after finding a downed Cessna while hiking. According to Charles, Seinfeld said he had ‘always wanted to play the most dangerous game’.

Mr. Charles’ show was called “Jokesters in Vehicles Acquiring Java”. Totally different show.

Hopefully it means I’ll friggin get rid of that quest from my primary weapon slot, holy hell

Don’t worry, you’ll eventually get to a point where you can kill a Bazelgeuse with minimal effort. In the meantime, hoard all of the thunder resist decorations you get. You’ll need them for your last two HR cap hunts.

I’m going to come at you...and give you a high five!

Peacocks go out of their way to inconvenience people. I’m just stunned that someone has found one helpful

I have issues with flying. I am basically in a state of quiet terror the whole time and looking for a way to knock myself out between A and B. This has never influenced me to want to bring an animal on a flight.

Agreed. Peacocks go out of their way to inconvenience people. I’m just stunned that someone has found one helpful

Come at me, but this “emotional support animal” is bullshit. If you need help with flight anxiety, take a tranquilizer or booze, like a normal sane person. Animals - no exceptions, dogs, cats, whatever! - have no business inside a passengers cabin.

Anyone else seeing what I’m seeing in the article’s header image?

That’s one lewd picture.

I mean, I pretend to work and get paid, so I can’t hate...

My problem is needing to play all the games in a series. In order.

I never encounter any of these issues, but I play organically. Go to a lost sector, clear it, look at map. Nearby event? Okay. Do that and go to another sector. Etc. etc. etc.

If only people that can play your game for 20+ hours a week can get ‘good’ gear, you’re doing something wrong. A lot of us gamers are growing up, and with that come jobs, children, responsibilities, etc. that keep you away from the game. They shouldn’t listen to the 16-24 year-old High School and College student that…

Wait what?! Why are you taking down a Wizard’s shield with a kinetic weapon?