There really needs to be a hip-hop song at the end that summarizes the plot of the movie. There hasn’t been one of those in a long time.

The trailer seems to feature the same underwater base, same testing set-up with a tranqed up shark, same dim half-submerged hallways...

So many questions. Was this always intended as a DBS sequel, or did it just get rebranded during postproduction? Will it have the weird Christian subtext of the original where the intellisharks were supposed to be the agents of the Devil, or a vengeful God angry at man tampering with his creations? And does Substitute…

Anyone else seeing what I’m seeing in the article’s header image?

That’s one lewd picture.

I mean, I pretend to work and get paid, so I can’t hate...

My problem is needing to play all the games in a series. In order.

When the goal is equality of outcome regardless of competency, absolutely. If they goal is equality of opportunity with no barriers for anyone, I’ll hang in there with you.

I never encounter any of these issues, but I play organically. Go to a lost sector, clear it, look at map. Nearby event? Okay. Do that and go to another sector. Etc. etc. etc.

That is not remotely what I was saying and you know it. Good effort in trying to be woke, or whatever, though.

If only people that can play your game for 20+ hours a week can get ‘good’ gear, you’re doing something wrong. A lot of us gamers are growing up, and with that come jobs, children, responsibilities, etc. that keep you away from the game. They shouldn’t listen to the 16-24 year-old High School and College student that…

Wait what?! Why are you taking down a Wizard’s shield with a kinetic weapon?

Growing up in Japan, I never got into the Marvel stuff (or any other western comics) and always been more of a manga/anime guy. I then moved to London when I was 19, and on a whim I picked up ultimate Spider-Man, and I got hooked. I then started reading other series, mainly those in the ultimate universe because…

“Thanks to Amazon, you can now catch STD.”

It’s easier than ever to catch STD.

You know, I’d happily buy the season through amazon, but a monthly fee I’d have to remember to cancel?  Nope.  Still not watching Discovery.  It’ll be streaming somewhere reasonable eventually.

Unnecessary? Yes. Good movie and glad I saw it? Also yes.

Stop blaming shit on my generation. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some avocado toast to eat.

Because Ramans always do everything in threes.