I really hope the Destiny 2 reveal follows their current announcement trend. I want a teaser on Twitter to a countdown website that will reveal a five-day Twitch community streamer playthrough capped with a vague gameplay features trailer with a secret code that, once translated, gets you a T-shirt discount on their…

Can we please stop paying attention to this guy now? He literally lied to you and manipulated the gaming media for a week for his own benefit. You don’t have to write about him or his moronic band of followers ever again. Just ignore him.

A convict in a potato sack who’s a gifted acrobat escapes the dragon attack at Helgen by wall-running a crumbling tower and a mountainside, prances through a bandit ambush, assaults a hunter, steals his horse, bends the horse into a catapult that launches him precisely to Riften’s docks, punches the first guard in the…

I guess it depends on what race you choose, but doesn’t it say something along the lines of you trying to crossing the border illegally? I guess they’re making Cyrodiil great again.

Well sure. From the evidence that everyone got right back up after they were run over by a jet, I believe these were all terminators. So 100 terminators can stop a plane.

It’s good to see that the Ancient Greek phalanx still has modern usage.

Toriyama can only drama about 4 different facial styles

Glad to hear it, I loved this game and I’d like to play it again... eventually.

I want Rockstar to remake Body Harvest so badly. It was a good game that was ahead of it’s time. If they remade it now I’m sure it would make a killing!

Kinja is being the worst, here is my edit in case it doesn’t stick.

Um yes. If somebody throws something at you, you’ve been attacked, and should respond.

Jesus Christ, what an absolute asshole. Way to ruin a night promoting a good cause. I mean seriously, a *store-bought* pie?

MEET ME BEHIND THE WHOLE FOODS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!

I mean... I dated a girl for 3 years once, before I realized I hated her.

Really bummed they dropped the Native American angle, that was easily the most interesting aspect of Prey.

Poor song choice but the trailer looks alright.

A clownterpoint if you will...

Is that a giant ass clown-whale, or a giant ass-clown whale?

Mega-Evolution is he turns into Tim Curry from IT.

Popplio might be redeemed by amazing subsequent evolutions, just as Rowlet could be ruined.