I was just kidding, and am amazed that they exist outside of fancy restaurant models. The market for crushed duck must be larger than I thought!

IT'S A LIVIN' *laugh track*

So is Giz or Lifehacker going to be reviewing a home version any time soon?

Cool, I was hoping we'd have one of these! What you see in ratonbox's comment is a classic case of the superiority complex under which most xkcd readers "function." Any criticism of their beloved stick figure antics shitpile is the result not of the reader finding the "jokes" trite or the art appalling, but of the…

A dissenting opinion is not automatically trolling, but keep whining if it makes you feel a little less impotent, I guess

Of COURSE. Thank you.

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Abseholes? Ayseholes? I just can't puzzle this one out

if you're gonna do a thing do it right. fetch me my oil-boilin' kit.

weapons are incredibly boring. just like the people who own them. this list is better for having excluded them.

Call the collective's components' parents and tell them to take away their computers

I can't come up with any because of how distracting this erection is

The latter.

Goatse me, will you? I'm taking my vote to the Lemon Party.

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That's...an interesting point that I hadn't considered, actually. I don't have a Bluetooth headset for my triple. This would give me a unified option that works on both. Tempting!

There are plenty of other means to purchase and utilize ebooks on these platforms. Kindle exists on computers, on other phones, on dedicated hardware, all of which is available to be used by someone put off by Apple's rules. The Windows/IE case was also different enough in terms of market share that this isn't…

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That's because it's in the wrong spot. The sale is on Android. #corrections

Not relevant. It's an inconvenient policy but it's their platform and they get the final say on how it works.