Hittin' 'em up at lunchtime. Hope to come away with a haul :)

Even then he'll just be out sixteen bucks and some time. This is a beautiful scheme.

"All images come from the reading room of the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum in Washington DC."

What's at the bottom of one of these? Is it a forty-foot cylinder, or does it open into a larger space?

Crying. Having to chop off hair due to gum exposure would probably be pretty upsetting.

Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home

Anyone know why people keep telling me to stop feeding myself? Because I'm baffled, frankly.

SUPER SLAM :O

One bite at a time.

Nailed it. Anything looking for a snack is gonna have to look harder for a glasswing than for another, more-obviously-visible insect, improving survivability and opportunity for propogation of the species, &c.

Your problem is that you're asking for sophistication from a one-note gag site designed specifically to infuriate

This might have been a good slam if you Didn't have Weird capitalization sprinkled Where it doesn't Belong. ;-)

Your posts are kind of like watching someone sob about his impotence

What are you talking about? I love watching xkcd fans sputter about how inferior I am to them

You're right, I'm simply far too thick to appreciate the delicate nuances of this week's Stick Figures Bitching About Technology.

Gizmodo user-and-doubtless-handsome-fella Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake! shows why I have to. To get the word out, to people who might not be aware. To make it known, far and wide: xkcd. Is. Shit.

"THIS SUKS AND IF YOU DONT HAT IT 2, U R A IDIOT!"

It doesn't need to change, because it's always right.

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