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> GUEST

You could sell it for (probably) a minimum of $200, but if catharsis is worth a pair of centuries then who am I to stop you?

yeah well yo' shirt look like a dishrag

"So, would you rather live someone someplace like Ireland where you can't even carry a pocket knife?"

*complicated gang signs*

okay done

While I shouldn't expect a weaponry evangelist to be anything other than naive I'm prepared to say that your statement is incredibly ignorant, even by those standards.

I don't post it because it's funny. I post it because it's important to get the word out there. To get the words out there: "xkcd." "Is." "Shit." I will fight the good fight, now, as I have in the past, and unto my dying breath. It might just be a blender joke to you. It's an important mission to me. Now, if

1. My beef is that xkcd is shitty. I thought...I thought that would have been kind of obvious

On the one hand, sure, it's silly. On the other hand, riding D.C. metro is bad enough without half of the ridership carrying billy clubs to work. Rider rage would go from passive-aggressive path blocking to open warfare. ;P

I'm setting my phaser to I-will-never-watch-Star-Trek

Canceling when I get home tonight. That's two price hikes this year...they claimed they'd use the additional revenue to get new licenses, and as near as I can tell all they've added in the last three months is a shitload of Japanese cartoons. Not worth it. I'll be going back to piracy.

"The particular variety of wasp is tiny, possesses no stinger, and doesn't wear boat shoes."

Sometimes—and this may seem hard to believe—people do more than one thing in the course of a lifetime. Like, maybe he closed a door badly, or caught a baseball wrongly. I don't think he spends every waking second doing this.

Haha yeah go AntiSec! Teach those fat cats a lesson! Those jobless, increasingly destitute...fat...cats.

They're not. They're slightly less comfortable than being barefoot.

I live in a suburb of D.C. serviced by Pepco. Power goes out pretty goddamned regularly, sometimes for days at a stretch. At one point in early May my condo got up to around 90 degrees. This would be fantastic to have.

I buy games new, then download an .iso to play on a homebrewed/hacked/fliptopped/modchipped/whatever console, or emulate them.

Nice work on attempting to move the goalposts and following up with some baseless speculation. You are an idiot.