@karsen: Difficult.

@ME-4 12: "being on Verizons network would make the iPhone unable to make calls while using data such as internet which is a big deal on an iPhone"

@ddmeightball: It isn't marked as clearanced in any way at all, so it's not a deal. A deal implies ludicrous savings

@mruler360: "Ah, the stupid ages"

"'[A] kid is presented with a floppy disk and says "this goes into an iPod.'"

@dichotomy: For all you know the god you were taught was distorted from a cold and heartless monster focused on condemning those it deems unworthy

Suicide's a pretty good solution to a lot of problems and I commend him on having the strength to do it

@FroD'oh: I wanted my utility belt to contain batarangs!

@aschneid: That doesn't help me. Also if you're cramming that much shit in your pockets you're gonna have some goofy-looking thighs but to each their own.

@mogua: Unfortunately then you're stuck with an iPhone. Not an ideal outcome.

I dig the massive screens from a "look how cool this is" standpoint, but damn. I wear a pair of Levi's 501STFs. Not even close to a slim cut, in other words. I can fit my Incredible in there comfortably. Sits snug and secure. Once you start getting into the EVO-or-larger range, though, they literally do not fit. …

@supercrap: Geometry Wars

@Almightywhacko: Indeed, Heaven forbid anyone enjoy some spectacle at a celebration

@fairyvexed: THANK GOD, THE MORALITY POLICE ARE HERE

Why would anyone even bother to steal a Game Boy from a dead kid? At least try to lift a DS or PSP from their icy little fingers. Take some pride in your work—your work of snatching video games from the prematurely extinguished.

There's a small peak approaching summer

@Platypus Man: I'm with Platypus Man. There are a lot of daily deal sites that could be included in these lists on a regular basis if they were posted early in the morning rather than early in the afternoon.

@VodkaCranberry: Right. I saw a reddit post where they wrapped up somebody's entire desk in gift paper, and it's like, okay, haha, fine. Ten, fifteen minutes later, things are back to normal, and that was season-appropriate. Putting a smiling face in someone's monitor and forcing a dismantling to get it back to…

@mipakr: Nuhhhhhhhh

@rick23: The perfect solution would be considerably less than $80