omg let’s buy up all the tickets for one day so that Bobby Finger will be the only one in the audience.

The Kelly Living Room, 10/29/17, 9:00 pm

I drank that man into office and I’ll drink him out, God damn it.

I mean, feel free to explain to little Janie all about your Randian jerkoff fantasy and how her mother is a leech on the system but Janie is eight and she’s hungry and she doesn’t understand why adults who have food won’t give her food when she’s hungry.