Somebody sure thinks he’s a far more clever writer than the rest of us think he is.

Not telling him would delay the public announcement of the winners - the committee want the winners to find out from them, not from being rung up by hundreds of journalists. This actually happened last week with the Physics prize: they couldn’t get hold of one of the winners so had to delay the announcement until…

If I ever win the Nobel Prize in anything, that night my collaborator can call me and let me know whatever the hell time it might be.

Yep, if I ever win a Nobel prize+ $1 million, please feel free to to interrupt whatever the fuck I’m doing, at whatever fucking hour of the day.

You know, that might be the one time that I wouldn’t mind being woken up at 2:00am.

I have zero problem with Gadot’s being Israeli, or with her being light-skinned. What I have a problem with is that contemporary sources were universally agreed that Cleopatra was NOT conventionally attractive, and that her mesmeric effect on men was of a different sort altogether from being what we or they would call…

Et tu, Quaalude?

Keep in mind, a lot of the popular view of Cleopatra was based off biased Roman sources. Cleopatra’s reign was a lot more than seducing Caesar and Mark Antony.

I quite liked this premiere but I’m somewhat dreading the thought of going through a whole season of Carla Gugino narrating with that godawful impression of a Northern accent

Change this fucking headline, you hacks. This has fuck all to do with Ellen and everything to do with Fox executives being cunts. Fuck you for victim shaming.

Heche’s “relationship” with Ellen was pure capitalism on her part. I’m glad it backfired. Lesbian? No. Opportunist? Yes. I’m sure her bat-shit brain thought she was but we knew better. Has she been with a woman since? Extremely unlikely.

Nice but I would go with this number in the movie over that one. The “...eh-smile?” part, while a little .... racist?... still makes me chuckle. It’s got dancing too!!!

Harley's got a huge marketing budget, and desperately need to entice new customers, as much of the current base are on their last bike. Livewire is part of that strategy, along with a variety of gas-powered bikes outside of their traditional cruisers (including an adventure bike, so I wouldn't be shocked if they're…

Nicely put.  I have said far worse things about just the Hallmark Channel, and was lucky that no one was recording me.  I have no love for the Trump clan at all, but this is just normal background radiation that everyone emits.

Exclusive license agreements. Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul exclusive to NETFLIX. The Walking Dead Seasons 1-9 exclusive to NETFLIX. Preacher and Fear the Walking Dead exclusive to HULU. Until those licensing deals expire, as Mad Men did, they will be locked up on other services, except for the most current season…

Agreed. I’m no fan -- about the most opposite of a Trump fan you can get -- but she’s clearly talking about having to do the dumb superficial stuff while taking flack for not doing more serious stuff.

Yeah, I agree. I got a good laugh from this tape (and honestly, it was pretty refreshing hearing this blank-slate First Lady drop F-bombs), but I could easily imagine Michelle Obama privately saying the same things about Christmas decorations. There wasn’t anything particularly “Grinch-like” about it.

I mean its very hypocritical considering her husband and his party’s ranting about the war on christmas, but at the same time I agree. Who cares? If I wanted to go a step farther, it feels a bit sexist to essentially force the first lady to do the decorations. I love celebrating the holiday with my family, but I don’t…

Ehh... I don’t really think it paints her in a bad light. She’s actually saying that decorating seems trivial in light of all the more important issues the administration is facing. And the “liberal media” attacks are red meat for Trump’s base. I can’t see any Trump loyalist actually being upset by this at all.

I’m looking forward to the delusional fever-tweets.