You sound like an ageist fool, but that assessment isn’t wrong. But Barker got tatted up way before he was an old dork, and he probably only dated traditionally attractive women thirty years ago, too.

Trust me, a lot of women on Twitter are responding to this piece and identifying as the tattoo boyfriend so you’re not alone lol!

It’s sad that my experience with big stupid trucks (being from rural Indiana where big stupid trucks are required) means I expected this truck to be a lot bigger and stupider. 

Not sure what the contents of Noxema are, but I’ve found that this is one of the most soothing things you can slather on a bad sunburn. Better than aloe even. 

It’s kind of interesting reading this just a couple days after the AV Club article about ‘Undercover Boss’, because it puts the comparison fresh in my mind. This is absolutely a reality show ‘Undercover Boss’-style stunt. Rather than pushing for any kind of systematic change, they chose ONE LUCKY WINNER to get the…

How does a fucking murderer get evaluated as moderate risk for violence?!

Social re-insertion plan after killing your wife with a hammer and then stabbing her?!?!

Anyone else immediately assume that the photographer and/or tailor took secret pleasure in making him look as terrible as possible? These patriots deserve credit.

The crabs come after you buy a used Alaska King

The first few after Twin XL should have a single figure on it that signifies “Single, but optimistic.”

Racoons are not rodents, they are genus Procyon.

The name makes me imagine it’s when you curl up on the floor and take a nap in between sets. And that does sound pretty great.

People, humans, are literally being murdered in what’s quickly becoming a sanctioned racist police state

Mid-December, 2002. I was having a shitty month. I was broke and stressed and miserable and trying to give my kid a Christmas and I was supposed to be leading my UU Church’s Winter Solstice service but I’d flaked out because my life was a disaster. Walked in to the sanctuary and OH DAMN WHO IS THAT GUY? The hottest…

I recently told my college-age son, “You’ll find a great woman, and you’ll have a great relationship, and it will all go to hell. You’ll find another great woman, and that relationship will probably go to hell too. These things happen. Like everything else, being good at a relationship takes practice. Just learn to…

I don’t know if this counts. My husband and I met on match.com and hit it off right away. A cute geologist? Sign me up! The meet cute part was, the first day I signed up he messaged me, or winked, or whatever it was, and he had decided that it was going to be his last day trying match if he didn’t get any responses.…

Oooohhhh boy.... In my last relationship, I made ALL the income (he was BJJ instructor and made $1000/month) and I would lay awake at night stressing that if I lost my job, we were down to eating catfood. I was so relieved when we broke up. I don’t wish that stress on anyone.

Try being gay, it’s even worse. YOU’RE GAY, HE’S GAY, Y’ALL MUST WANT TO BE GAY TOGETHER. 

I think that was actually really cool of him. Sometimes women don’t know how a man will react to being rejected. For a lot of people I think it’s easier to say, “Sure.” and take a number and never call someone than to flat out say no and deal with the awkwardness. But you don't sound like that's a problem for you! :)