Well, this is my favorite.

I faked a panic attack so I wouldn’t have to go to soccer practice and David Beckham just happened to be swinging by to coach that day. I cried for days when I found out afterwards. Got to see him weeks later, but it was just like a “hello children” waving as he walks by kinda thing. I never faked sick again.

No one says laser removal is painless except you. 

No one says laser removal is painless except you. 

So are people who never go to Nepal. So are people who never wrote that book. So are people who never lived in a war zone and saw their sister killed.

Even as a parent who deeply, wholeheartedly loves my children....this is a very condescending take.

As someone who has kids, I’ve always respected people who understand they just plain don’t want kids. Kids do become your whole life. To have the self-awareness that it’s just not for you when everyone around you is doing it is great. I’ve met a lot of people who shouldn’t be parents but are. I think if they were more…

I’ve recently become a fan of antique furniture because it’s better quality than anything I can find/afford that’s new. Everything is shitty now because ten or twenty years ago Americans decided we prefer lots of crap to a few good things. And now we have an ample supply of pressboard that falls apart when you move it.

There’s no such thing as a quintessential “human experience”, let alone one made whole by breeding. Your comment has a whiff of cognitive dissonance.

Same here. Never played with baby dolls or bothered with baby themed toys growing up. I preferred animal themed toys and hot wheels. I’ve known that I didnt want children since I was 7.

Oh, definitely. In my country our current fascist government demonizes women who don’t have children, but even without that, society tends to look at childless women as freaks or selfish “feminazis” who gave up their womanhood for career and money (haha, if only). Even in progressive/liberal circles it tends to be…

As are people who don’t have to live through a horrible hardship. Not living the,”full range of the human experience.” is a very odd basis for an opinion.

wouldn’t the most grassroots way to make a better future to raise better human beings out of the ones that are already here? there’s about 100,000 kids waiting to be adopted in the USA alone. (not judging - i’m probably going to have biological kids myself in addition to fostering and/or adopting, but i just wanted to…

If your answer is no, don’t tell your kids that. Take it from me.

I have the same one pictured. I move it all the time to vacuum around it and it hasn’t broken yet. It also has metal screws and metal attachments. Sorry yours sucks.

I have the same one pictured. I move it all the time to vacuum around it and it hasn’t broken yet. It also has metal…

Jesus that Justin Murphy tweet. Like, every single line of it is so fundamentally fucked up.

Somewhere in the Grand Canyon—another natural feature created by the changing tectonic plates beneath North America

Women can buy into toxic masculinity too, dipshit. 

I’m going to think that everytime I hear a conservative use the term “mentally ill,” it's just a fucking euphemism for the other word

On Fox News on Monday night, Michael Knowles, a conservative troll and Daily Wire podcast host, described Thunberg as a “mentally ill Swedish child” who is “being exploited by her parents and by the international left.” Then there’s John Nolte of Breitbart, who calls supporters of Thunberg “Gretards” and recently muse…

Wtf? So this maybe 30 year old woman, who is a psycho with murderous intentions is just running around free somewhere? This is scary as hell.