I keep laughing mirthlessly to myself, remembering the days when I was concerned about George W. Bush’s push to the right and extreme Neo-Conservatism.

Okay, but can reporting on this story PLEASE emphasize that the camp is located on unceded treaty land? Not only are they being ordered to leave, but they’re being ordered to leave land that actually belongs to them.

I can tell you that “Inbred People Playing with Knives, Ends Poorly For the Ginger One” is something that happens around my white family quite often.

It literally just happened.

You’re giving Trump too much credit. He’s considering a guy named Ford for the Secretary of Transportation and a guy named Forrest for Secretary of the Interior (which manages the National Park Service).

What do you call two people who use the rhythm method?

Speaking as a Hunter graduate, I’d disagree with the depressing part, but emphasize that we really, truly thought our shit don’t stink.

Gronk’s 69th Touchdown Party is starting a tad early.

Did ya even try, Smokey? I Second That Skin Lotion was right there.

What will I do if I don’t make you horny

Remember, kids: Midterm elections exist and they matter. Get out and vote this year, and then do it again in 2018.

I would pay 100 bugs to see this.

Transwoman here trying to get in early before there are too many comments on it.

Ceci n’est pas un comment.

Yeah, Bill. BLM is an example of “the danger facing this country.” Good call, not tonedeaf at all.

It’s the Emperor’s New Cake.

Both times I've seen Gaga on stage tonight, she's appeared to be wearing a plastic ear over the top of her left ear....I have no other way to describe it. Do yall know what's up with that? It's not a fashion piece...it is flesh colored plastic shaped like an ear.