Both times I've seen Gaga on stage tonight, she's appeared to be wearing a plastic ear over the top of her left ear....I have no other way to describe it. Do yall know what's up with that? It's not a fashion piece...it is flesh colored plastic shaped like an ear.

When I was fourteen I dreamt that I went to a Lewis Black show, waited by the stage door after the show, told him I wanted him, and blew him in the back of his limo.