The reason I run is to burn calories. I burn calories so I can drink beer. Running in order to drink Miller Lite is a world I don't want to live in.

One other huge part of Luntz's early resume should never be overlooked: In 1993, he toured with soon to be Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich, giving workshops for new GOP candidates for the House of Representatives races upcoming in 1994. In these sessions, he Luntz have a presentation called "Language: A Key…

Because as time has passed, we've all begun to realize how empty, shallow, and cynical his approach is. The biggest problem of the GOP in the last few presidential elections has been that they've been more concerned with the crafting and presentation of the message, than in the content of the message itself. Luntz…

I'll admit to not knowing who Frank Luntz was when I saw him as the guest speaker at a conference I was at. It was June of 2008 (i.e. the home stretch of the Democratic Primary) and the conference was in San Diego. The previous speaker had done a bit with some of the animals from the San Diego Zoo. Luntz asked if he…

I don't know, the article mentions Lanny Davis, that's a *tough* bar to surpass.

I'm just trying to figure out if this guy could be any worse. Has he tried evidence tampering?

"Roger Goodell can not put a sentence together to save his own life," says the source. "He's awful."

I'm honestly curious: What compels you to defend a giant marketing corporation that sells a useless product, or claim that you don't get why a shortstop who can't move and is hitting .252/.301/.305 would be called one of the worst players in baseball?

"We got it wrong...and we're sorry for that."

"I got it wrong...and I'm sorry for that."

The NFL has entered into a partnership with the National Domestic Violence Hotline and the National Sexual Violence Resource Center. "They need our help," said Goodell. "And we are providing it."

"Over these past few weeks, my 4 year old granddaughter shared with me this little reminder of a very good lesson we should all take with us, "sticks and stones may break my bones, but Adrian Peterson will beat the ever lovin' shit out of me""

Sam Adams is objectively superior to Yuengling, it really is. You can call it overrated, you can say that Massholes are obnoxious about it (not in my experience, but then maybe the expats are, I can't say), but you can't say that Sam Adams and Yuengling are in the same class.

How can you be so sure this will kill the meme? It might propel it to new heights given Winston's visibility and stature on campus; I'm betting a lot of people are hearing about it for the first time today. Indeed, someday we may look back and say Winston's act was the meme's Seminole moment.

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

Flipside is a malty ale with a significant hops presences. A type of beer that is sadly lacking on most supermarket shelves. I prefer it over any "Oc/ktoberfest" beer that saturates the stores this time of year.

This one wasn't terrible and all, but...

My parents just used guilt. I still can't look at a China-set without tense my soul.

Being funny, and occasionally serious. The nerve of this guy. And this article is funny AND serious! Who does he think he is !?