delete. all. that. shit.

Your self-important blubbering is a delight.

Almost every time, they won't bother to bring suit. The risk is HUGE that you'll go to court and the judge will make them pay fees, your lawyer, and whatever else they can tack on. Judges do NOT like these clauses.

Oh God, my boss loves ordering Jimmy Johns when we have to work through lunch, and their sandwiches are so. fucking. gross.

Can someone register SandwichSecrets.com or something and start listing benign information about Jimmy John's?

How else are they supposed to offer those "free smells" without exploiting the fuck out of their employees so much that they actually seriously consider having an anarchist group as their union?

This guy is heartless

"I can't handle getting our butts whipped."

Announcing that white folks freed the slaves (after enslaving them first) is a new one, though.

Because, despite what these Cardinals fans will tell you, not everything is black and white.

And oddly enough, none of them appeared to have brought their black friend to the game

Automatic assumption that black people don't have jobs. Check

Alternatively, it's saying "I'm a white person ignorant of racism and rather than face the problems and try to solve it, I insist on perpetuating the problem and acting indignant when someone points out racism."

Because they are racists.

Something tells me a lot of these Cardinals fans use the phrase "reverse racism" semi-often.

These people do not speak for the entirety of Cardinals fans, I assure you. The overt racism that has raised its ugly head following the Michael Brown shooting here has disgusted and embarrassed me. I'm white, I'm a St. Louisan, and I'm a Cardinals fan, and I don't blame anyone for hating on any of us right now.

Those Cardinals fans love dominant pitching, but will gladly settle for three Ks.

When it comes to vile, bigotry-laced protests based on racial inequality in the United States, act like you've been there before.

Sorry, don't have time to watch a 25 minute video.

These Cardinal's fans are doing things the white way.