In case you were wondering how Vikings fans were handling the events surrounding Adrian Peterson the answer is not very well. One popular message board has decided to shut down over the behavior of its commenters. [Vikings Message Board]

Back off, everybody, it's alright. Roger Goodell's got this totally under control.

Two different four-year-old sons? If only AD's father had hit him in the scrotum with a switch.

Looks like AP's dream of playing for the Dallas Cowboys will soon be a reality. Just not by means anyone expected.

Imagine if Matt Asiata had rushed for 135 yards yesterday. We would have had to wait another whole week to find out that Rick Spielman is an enabler of child-whippers.

Wow, it's crazy how the Vikings can flick the switch like that.

It has nothing to do with him as a football player.

Then why is he playing football?

I mean it's not GOOD, per se, and it rips off "Dead or Alive" something fierce, but I didn't hate it like I hate, say, Dick Cheney.

As a black man and a Knicks fan I appreciate the gesture. Keeps him far away from the Knicks if anything.

Well, at least it's just hackneyed and not, y'know, TURBO-RACIST. You never know with these owners.

That's gotta be one of my favorite narcissist/sociopath delusional thought processes :

Considering the average NFL career is three years and 80% of professional athletes are bankrupt five years after their careers end, I imagine there are quite a bit more former players in the same boat as the median salary American worker than not, only also with massive head injuries brought on by their employers'…

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You realize this sounds like you're not tired of men beating women.

Go fuck yourself.

I think you meant:

"Durr durr DURRRRRR durrr STFU durr."

Hot tip: You can get a sweet deal on Ray Rice jerseys right now, Brah...

I am so fucking sick of hearing men say this. You can move on and think about sports because this isn't your reality. It was for me at one point and I don't know if I've ever in my adult life not known another woman who is in an emotionally or physically abusive relationship. We can't turn on a game and pretend this…

Well I know who has my vote to be the next NFL commissioner.

I have to be honest, the last person I would expect to give such an eloquent speech about domestic violence is a guy named James Brown.