Apparently Baltimore and State College, PA are sister cities.

"I have never, ever hit a woman. But let's be honest. Maybe, one day, I just might."

Don't boycott the NFL, boycott their sponsors. I am not drinking any Budweiser products because they sponsor enablers of domestic violence. Up until yesterday I was not drinking any Budweiser products because they taste worse than Clydesdale piss.

Well, it's kinda hard to know that you are going to run into a brick wall blindfolded.

Did the video match the story Ray Rice told you?

Jesus Christ what the fuck is wrong with people. And don't try to claim that all sports do this. I was a recruited college athlete at a D1 school, during New Student Orientation all the freshmen were informed to show up to the team house at 8pm that night, we were sure we were going to get hazed. When we got there…

Ozzie Newsome: "You know. Ray had given a story to John [Harbaugh] and I. And what we saw on the video was what Ray said. Ray didn't lie to me. He didn't lie to me."

+ 120,000, or the estimated Iraqi civilian death toll

The elevator video is the smoking gun that turned out to be a mushroom cloud.

GOODELL: Hey, how bout that Redskins name controversy, I'd love to talk about that now. I say, let's change it! Who's with me??

I would've included questions regarding the nature of the meeting between "the league", Rice, and Janay Palmer:

also, if the answer is "no" then you've exercised all the power you have over the NFL.

"Who released the statement?"

All I have to do is hear some lawyer say "not to my knowledge" to know he's lying.

Now I know who Goodell is. He's George W. Bush: An evil genius who manipulated the world into war who is also dumber than a chimp.

YES! I was thinking the exact same thing! It's the hierarchy of lawyer Jewdom:

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

I totally believe the theory that he thought he was leaving 20%. I have no doubts this is what actually happened.