Wes Welker Is Decadent And Depraved

we've hit peak white people

Update (7:14 p.m.): Mike Florio's source says Welker had taken molly cut with amphetamines at the Kentucky Derby in May. Welker was also handing out $100 bills to random people that day.

This is the exact same picture they use for "Before" in those "Before and After Meth" ads.

The BYU shirt (and degree) makes it that much better.

Pfft. Julian Edelman gives you the same performance for only, like, half the number of amphetamines....

Think about everything you hear about Washington in the news: The disingenuous, corrupt, racist white jerkoffs bankrupting the country. The gutless fucks who say that there's "no simple solution" to people with AR-15s shooting up public places... but legislate what gay people can order at Chipotle. The defense…

In related news, Giants fans mourn the passing of Eli Manning.

Redskins just won Why Your Team Sucks 2014.

Yeah, and not just from Drew but from the fans themselves. This seems like one of the few where the fans aren't trying to force themselves to spew hatred for their team.

There's plenty to criticize about the Skins, but I don't know where the "there's only one road in to FedEx Field" comments are coming from - you can get in via Brightseat Road, Arena Drive or Morgan Blvd. (I use the latter; traffic's not bad at all coming out East Capitol St. from DC at around 10:30 am for a 1 pm game…

I think this has been the best one so far.

This pretty much proves the point about Boston fans becoming what they hate.

Hot take, brah.

There's always one.

As a Patriots fan, was hoping for more vitriol.

I came into this one expecting all the usual stuff (generally fairweather and ignorant fans, the fact that fans think the team blows every time they don't win 45-3, racism to varying degrees).

Well, except that the Pats are actually, you know, good.

LOL @ your future face, sitting in court at your Maryland-lax-bro son's rape hearing. Then @ the other one's Molly OD funeral.

Al can have the spot down in hell next to Ben Dreith.