Three words for you: No. Freaking. Helmet.

Big deal. Tony La Russa can hit 186-mph AND wrap his Hyundai Tiburon around a tree without spilling his drink.

I commend him for not wearing a helmet. He would have looked ridiculous.

I really wish the 2007 Dolphins had gone 0-16 so we could have gotten them popping bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 when the last winless team won a game every year.

It's really sad to see Brown just throw away his USC education over this.

In fairness to Sarkisian, most people use the F-word when they break a Trojan.

This sort of treatment isn't that unusual in the Pac-12. Like at Oregon, where players get called all kinds of duck words.

Fast forward to fall of 2013 when I started dating my girlfriend. She's from California and couldn't know/care less about football. She finds out I am a fanatical Jets fan and hears me bitch about Mark Sanchez one day and says "Oh I know that name, who is that?" Once I inform her she says "Ohhhh that's the football…

when confronted with either dying or living as a Jets fan, they chose slowly poisoning themselves to death. That's actually a perfect metaphor for rooting for this team year after year

The biggest reason I hate the Jets is because the media thinks that America finds Rex Ryan as interesting as they do. You'll hear some ignorant tease on ESPN like "YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT REX RYAN SAID TODAY!" Well, you know what? Outside of the metropolitan New York area, none of us really give a shit about what…

Mark Sanchez feels this way about women.

I'm sure that having an entire year with nothing to do won't lead to any further marijuana use. I can attest from my college experience that people with too much time on their hands NEVER smoke pot.

Well let that be a lesson to you fantasy football geniuses who reasoned that the NFL wouldn't possibly reopen the PR nightmare of having a guy suspended for smoking weed out a year while another who beat up his wife on camera got 2 games and taking Gordon on an 8th round flyer. Serves you right

Okay now that that's over with, why are we all cool with totally absolving Gordon of any responsibility for his actions here?

Part of the lunacy is the fact that we've criminalized a legitimate pain relief option for large men doing grave damage to their bodies. But no, the NFL can equate pot with coke, and still drape themselves in their bullshit flag of "player safety." And sure, it was against the rules, and he still did it, but he…

At least Manziel will still have someone to pass to.

It seems fair. After all, he did stomp Andre Gurode, possess six firearms while on probation, shoot himself in the leg, receive illegal benefits at Ohio State, knock out his fiancee in an elevator, smoke pot.

Oh, geez. If the LAPD doesn't have a record of anything happening, they must have beaten the shit out of poor Shaw.

Uhm, the ski resort is 80 km east of Sochi. The city of has been a popular summer resort destination with a subtropical climate on the shores of the Black Sea since the days of Stalin. Although apparently not popular enough to validate a $50 billion investment.