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WE TAKE TO THE SEAS! And by that I mean comedy central.

Annnnnnnnnd IiiiiiIii willlllll alwayyyssssss loooove youuuuuuuu!

Mom's not dead, see?

Rick Santorum is anti-Larry King Marriage it seems.

Also it's not a kid's movie full of lily white kids and one token black kid.

More like: here's what idiots online like and don't like.

*Blows Kiss* Goodnight, everybody!

Been drinking too much pineapple juice behind the bar.

I can't wait until Katherine Heigl insults this series but then does like 50 more rom coms where she plays a humorless, sex hating asshole again.

Blue balled baller has to be fake, either that or he's a complete tool who I'm surprised knows how to write a complete sentence.

No she was thinking of thr little mermaid. Who also unfortunately hung herself in a prison cell last year. But that was self-pleasure gone wrong.

And he ends with conspiratorial bullshit as well.

Lately?

I guess I wrote that with ambiguity. The anti vaxer was last week.

So… an anti-vaxer, a dictator supporter, and a long winded support of astrology in the past two weeks. Join us next week when we talk to Caleb Deschanel about why he likes Idi Amin because he believes Airborn works to prevent colds.

Everyone is laughing and joking and Cornholing except Buster!

Cause that's who it's for in the US.

You get penalized for flopping too in the NBA. And off the field Lacrosse players I've known have been frat boys who couldn't go 3 rounds with Betty White. Boys lacrosse players that is, I wouldn't want to fuck with the girls. They'd eat you alive and laugh.

1980s were not a superior decade to anything. Go play the keytar and try some new coke.

Is she one of those people who only believes in raw foods?