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I'm actually going to go rewatch this now. I remembered that I really enjoyed it.

I remember Palestinian Chicken episode of Curb had an A+ for a little while.

THAT IS A TERRIBLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR ME, COLBERT!

Do basketball players count because I have a doosey, the 2005-2006 Portland Trail Blazers. That's right, I have Ha Seung Jin's Autograph! And Sebastian Telfair's, too.

Portland has this type of thing in all of our indie theaters.

Did I ever tell you that I banged Catwoman in the Batcave's bathroom? What? It came up organically.

I don't like to watch your mom at dinner either.

Colbert would not appreciate being compared to a heartless, remorseless killer nor the bear.

lol fuck Sean Hannity.

One of us, one of us, gooble gobble, gooble gobble

His public work was being a racist slumlord piece of shit, he wishes he was just a garden variety racist.

You're ignorant yourself. The players and the fucking coach were going to boycott the fucking season and the playoffs if the league didn't get rid of racist ass donald Sterling.

Am I the only asshole who usually is running while watching tv? I know running down a suburban street carrying a 68 inch 3D TV, a satellite, a box, and a generator while cars honk at you might not be for everyone but come on people, stop being lazy fat fucks.

I'm from Portland so… I don't know… Ice Cube's Are We There Yet?

You're proud Illinois Nazis finally got the recognition?

DAE MCCARTHY COMEDIC STRENGTH? /s Lol XD UPVOTES to the left

Wow, really nailed that one didn't you? What other wisdom can you drop on us?

Oh my God, yes! He is so horribly unfunny that it is painful.

I usually enjoy shows about eating. I always hated this dude's show. It was not about enjoying the food at all. If e could have unhooked his jaw and swallowed whatever gob of meat that he was going whole for he would have. Anyway, nothing of value was lost.

sigh True Blood is back…