These fuckers wish they could be Rush. And I hate Rush.

Well this one is kind of sad.

That whole body contortion thing combined with the projectile vomiting brown solid stuff is awfully cliche now.

"How the fuck did I, as a 20 something year old, not understand what LOL meant? Was I eating lead paint for an extended period of time?"

Putting two rings on your own hand doesn't count as being married.

But it might get cancelled, so it can only live on in your disturbing dream journal.

Wait until your enemies wither away because of cancer and goop-poisoning.

I doubt he'll be released. Cersie is too much of a horrible person to allow for that to happen.

Weird way to spell Wonderwall

Robots don't say ye.

That little half smile at the end by Arya was horrifying but also kinda cathartic.

I'll have you know that the gentleladies swoon over my neckbeard which is in it's spring plumage, sir. tips fedora

Wait, this is about James Franco? Not Francisco Franco? What I'm saying is I may hate fucked with a lot of fascists.

Damn Franco, wait a couple months. There are like dozens of girls from my freshman dorm who will bang you at the word go. I'm am not exaggerating, they were seriously that into you. Also that way I can be Eskimo brothers with Franco, thus entitled to to some of his gold.

Dan usually supports safe sex. I don't think he has to deal with ass lumps.

I read the instructions wrong and direct messaged a picture of my testicles to someone. Once again, my apologies to Dorris Kearns Goodwin.

I, too, liked Moneyball.

Before, it was one of those cinemax shows.

True story, one of the actors in this did porn.

You like smoking weed? I see you.