"My butthole is itchy"- Col. Mustard

In the Biblical sense? wink wink

mimes jerk off motion

Well, they are fans of the bears. And I don't mean the Memphis Grizzlies, or Chicago, or the University of California mens team.

I swear, if you say Hitler one more time I'm going to give you a two.

Clap In Your Eyes sounds like a shitty garage rock band from 2003.

That laugh at about 0:30 is the laugh of a serial murderer. It seems appropriate that the news crawl was covering Pistorious at the same time as his Patrick Bateman laugh.

We found Uncle Ruckus.

Be honest, did you smoke all of the weed in the continental US before trying that sandwich?

Then I've been slut shaming my dog for nothing?

>“If people bring so much courage to this world the world has to kill them to break them, so of course it kills them. The world breaks every one and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you…

It's okay because Putin has tits. Floppy saggy tits but tits.

What happens if that their half-man, half-bear offspring mates with a, I don't know, a full pig?

Sorry, I don't know about that. I think that his highs of 40yo Virgin and Knocked Up are higher peaks than his valleys. I still maintain that Funny People is a great film.

Does that shit hick town in Illinois begin with a Chi? And end with a -cago?

Who will never get an erection ever again?

"Forget it Rust, it's Carcossa."

Maybe but I think Lived In Bars is bigger.

The Byrds other biggest song would probably be Mr. Tambourine Man. I honestly thought that one would be bigger than Turn Turn Turn.

Those commercials did not get me interested in this show at all. Johnny Tree seems like another replaceable blonde child on television and Jake McLaughlin looks like the most bland actor I have ever seen. This also has all of the hallmarks of a show that sputters out after 10 or so episodes.