I watched True Detective. And holy shit.

True Detective is the best show on television. That season was one of the most amazing things I have ever seen.

There is but it always involves Teddy Roosevelt.

Season isn't over yet.

Hey everyone, this is very important! Britta has a normal phone!

She might actually. Two of the previous nominees shows are done and one is in the stage of dropping off completely.

So… no one is going to mention that Starburns has a nipple ring?

Thor kind of sucks though.

That's, by far, my least favorite portmanteau ever.

Wait wait wait, "Takes off"? Don is clearly landing!

But I want little bits of fake quark floating in my wine.

Ryan Hansen- GI Joe? Not Party Down?

I'm pretty sure Archer is Rainman.

Whoa whoa wooo wow, a rap review. Is this two in one month? That has to be a record.

I got the results from the test back, I definitely have breast cancer.

Maybe, my wording was a little strong. But 1491 is not an academic source, it's a pop culture book and in it's attempts to correct misconceptions they take it a little bit too far and end up creating inaccuracies and they gloss over some stuff. It's in the same vein as Jared Diamond.

That's my favorite sub.

Only in America is he not considered fat.

Cracked is so terrible. As a history buff and a soon to be history teacher their articles about history are rife with misconceptions and inaccuracies. The most egregious one is when they cite 1491, which a terrible book that gets laughed at by people in the history field.

No, just an extremely rotund penis.