This is the rare Deadspin comment that needs several more paragraphs of explanation.

Who did it and where did they put the pickle?

“JuJus will not replace us” - Martavis Bryant

I just asked my two year old son where I should go. He said “Hi!”

I think my favorite Hip song is Fireworks, which probably has the most Canadian falling in love lyrics ever:

I would have thought the article made no sense. I mean Obama’s oldest daughter wasn’t even born yet when Cobain died. Now we are supposed to believe a baby dyed her hair blue? The whole story would fall apart.

I’d think twice if it was Spinal Tap.

You’re greycist!

He took over for T.J. Beatitjustalittlebit

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

Then you’ll just get tired of hearing “resource wars” or “attacked by marauders”.

Red duck? Green duck? Grand duck? C’mon. Don’t complicate things. Bradford is struggling enough with this offense as it is.

they mustn’t find out 

Her behavior was twisted; I am surprised that the family continues to take it anymore.

Good for J.T. It’s about time some right wingers started protesting.

I’d watch what I say about Barkley. You know what he’s capable of...

Do you still get 2 minutes for Hooking while playing in Vegas??

.97 per team.

Holy macaroni what a bad take