TBH I’m less concerned about your just learning that and more concerned with the fact that you were cool with all of us eating tiny little chickens by the truckload.

God, I love a wedding. I go into full Jolie the Cruise Director mode, organizing outings, ironing shirts, getting your Aunt Grace lit up on signature cocktails, all of it. I mean, Billy and I and a bunch of others are going shooting/Whataburger-ing/hat shopping when we’re in Dallas for a wedding at the end of the…

Oh, gas v. charcoal - I’m sure this thread will be a calm and reasonable sharing of ideas.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

They were looking for an ACTIVE shooter — I mean, hes in REALLY good shape, so it’s an understandable mistake...

Sounds like a game to me. A most dangerous one.

This is the single worst take in the history of language.

Colin Kaepernick doesn’t have a job because he won’t stand.

Someone on my Facebook said that after years of waiting it was a bit of an auntieclimax, which I thought was pretty good.

This is America. I judge everything well before I try it.

+2 into your pinhole.

This is really starting to piss me off. There is a proven NFL starter, proven playoff winning QB out there and no team will look at because of his outspoken beliefs. #Tebowblackball

I don’t even have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have 90 minutes to watch this.

I agree completely with you. Nobody in that video was following the instructions (generally meant for when you don’t have shelter nearby, like your house maybe) to make themselves as big as possible and scream like fuck to try to deter the bear. Saying “Git, git” and splashing a little beer on the bear is pretty much…

The thing about Trump is he was old balls as soon as he came in the office. Ford was 60 (about 10 years younger) and played football (center, actually) in college. It would be cruel and unusual. Carter’s country strong. Clinton has bimbo-dicking verve and I bet he fights dirty, just all eye-gouges and knee kicks.

Dead Bath & Beyond

We actually have more people than bears now!

My life’s purpose is bigger than football.

He’s an Inspiron to us all

Sorry, I only have minor in Tittie Economics.