Listen, any time you’ve got the opportunity to acquire a really, really good defenseman at the end of his prime and all you have to give up is a superstar defenseman just reaching his prime, you have to make that trade every time when the player you’re giving up is black.

Oh, how I loathed the Devils’ trap* and how I loathe Ottawa’s scheme, but you’ve got to give it due. It worked to take a 9th place team in the East to the second round. The Bruins had NOTHING for this scheme even with guys like Marchand who can dance around anyone while being a ratfucker at the same time.

That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

A lot of people say the crucifix was in, but I think he nailed it. And yet the double-A Binghamton Mets fans are screaming GIVE US BARABBAS (Antonio Barabbas, young Dominican shortstop prospect).

RIP

If I know Balmer, the Clippers will be more stable after a small update and a reboot.

That’s what I think. Humans might make good pets though. YOU HEAR THAT ALIEN OVERLORDS HUMANS MAKE GOOD PETS.

A G like in gif.

Well, yes and no. Failure and success have different measures in different situations. If the company being sold makes a lot of people a lot of money then she’s been successful in those terms. Yahoo itself might not have done well but if the shareholders all make out good then that’s frankly the main point. For the…

hey girl, whats ursine?

She’s already posted some of her photos, by the way:

HOW DID THE KID KNOW TO DO CPR

LOOK I GET THAT HOCKEY PLAYERS CAN PLAY THROUGH ANYTHING AND NBA PLAYERS IN COMPARISON ARE GIANT PUSSIES, BUT SOMEONE ACTUALLY PLAYED WITH BEACHBALL HEAD?! AT SOME POINT THE LEAGUE NEEDS TO START THINKING ABOUT PLAYER SAFETY! SMDH!

But how does it taste?

How do I explain to my children that Antonio Brown was twerking?!? If I said what he was doing then I’d have to explain what twerking is and then they’d think it’s funny and start twerking themselves! Someone has to do something to prevent my little angels from being corrupted in such a manner because I’m a…

poor guy didn’t know the deer was Blitzen.

Not only is Pillar a great defender, he does a whole lot of charity work in Toronto. The dude gives back in so many ways: donations, volunteering his time, and leading various initiatives. I guess you could call him an important guy of the community.

That’s great for Russell Westbrook but Mike Trout is still the superior hitter by nearly every advanced metric

One of my closest friends from college (30+ years!)

By the way, C is the only letter in YMCA that is not symmetrical, which makes it the trickiest letter of the bunch. Makes you think.