Like offering Mountain Dew OR crab juice.

I clicked the story hoping to see some boobies. Instead, I got this shit? Whaaaaaaaat?

I thought it was the reanimated corpse of Shannon Hoon.

Who?

Revenge of the Moil?

Are you saying he's not a Tinder master? American Swiper!

My poops were epic when I ate there. Plunger required.

It's been about the same for me with almost all fast food. Except Chipotle, which I only recently stopped as well.
Because I am better.

Hey look! It's the boy that laughs at everyone.

Lagwagon uses the exchange between Milo and Bruce Willis as an intro to their weird version of Mama Said to Knock You Out.

She was awesome in Rounders.

Justified
Just wrapped up season the after another binge. Three seasons in about three weeks. Awesome show. Looking forward to season four.
City of God
A violent and gut wrenching film. Very well put together and shot, but still disturbing and hard to watch at times. And then comes the ending…

What an insufferable dolt.

Doesn't Lisa need braces?

Happy New Year, AV clubbers and assorted mother fuckers!

Good luck!

Crap, that's my problem, too. I've got about 6 that I purchased last year and still haven't cracked open.

Shaaaaadup…

Weird coincidence: I've had the Beastie Boys song, "Johnny Ryall" stuck in my head all day.

This is way more effort than my tactic. I just let the kids tire themselves out and they're down by 11 anyway.