How could they possibly crash land on earth intact? And out of scale?

I am an avid Top Gear fan. I'm not looking forward to this. Every time I have seen anything with Chris Evans, I thought, "what a twat.". But he is a Ferrari collector and car guy, so there's that.

I fucking love Due South. Deefenbaker the dog…
That shit was awesome.

Eat up, kids!

"Dad, what is this Full House stuff?"
"It's a family show that had some serious shenanigans going on back stage."
"Was it any good?"
"Fuck no. Change the channel."

Nick Fury is not a superhero, he's middle-management.

Raw Deal is only good because Arnold sings the Rolling Stones.

Only… And I'm being serious here…only if the villain is either John Lequizamo or a really over-the-top James Franco.

While fucking a blonde on a horse track…

Went to a Pennywise show to see Strung Out.
Went to a Bouncing Souls show to see Avail.
Went to a Lamb of God or some shit show to see Against Me.

Really?!?
Nice…

It's because they're all white…

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? is still on, right?

"And remember ladies, drinks are on me. Ga-git-ga-git-woo."

In another, he's called Gentile Herpes.

Full Metal Yakuza - weird and silly and violent.
Star Trek - the original series. Still makes me smile.

I am not surprised. But I am delighted.

Shitty day got shittier.
I will miss him dearly.
RIP

Is it cynical to think that someone hacked Kanye West's Twitter account?

Twisted and evil?