Bentleys depreciate quickly.

Samurai Rebellion. It's good.

Wasn't Red Cliff the most expensive Chinese language film ever? $85mil or something?

… His mom would totally do him…

Or her Bentley.

You say "anyway" too often.

Rosie O'Donnell is….Lt. Janet McLane, yippee kay yay, mother fucker.

Is that the one where his henchmen is named Schlampe? You know, the German word for cum?

He's gay?

How about another glass of rum punch, dear?

Not AAIDS?

Snowpiercer. Pretty awesome. Beautifully shot. Recommend.
Beyond Outrage. Seems more violent than the first one. I think I like this one better than the first one. I like Kitano. This has some pretty brutal scenes.

Have you ever disguised yourself (online or really) and gone to a forum or public place to see people's reaction to your work?

So, we're now bowing to the threats of a country where you'd be hard-pressed to get a sandwich? Does this seem off to you?

Just remember to wash your hands before leaving the house.

About mother fucking time, mother fucker.
Tired of looking up this shit.
Fuckers.

"Did you see last night's episode of Dancing With the Stars? I mean, I don't really watch it, but wow!"
"No, I spent the evening keeping my kids from killing each other and then pummeled my dick with a hammer to relax."

Bad Santa: Director's Cut. I think it was funnier when I first saw it years ago. A guilty pleasure I guess.
Air Force One: It couldn't be as bad as I remember, could it? Yes, yes it could. Bad CGI. Bad acting. Bad story. Just a big pile of nonsense.
Point Blank: Lee Marvin. 1967. Introducing John Vernon. …

Doesn't he know that only Jesus can pardon him?

Fifty Fist Dates actually sounds awesome in a fucked up way