I showed up today to see if any of those assholes were going to make an appearance. So much racism and American superiority about how the backwards and corrupt Brazilians were harassing innocent Americans and making fools of themselves. Do they have any follow-up commentary. They were insulting everyone who said that…

Haha, yeah, I’m naive all right.

Saw a mermaid once. I saw the woman half sticking out of the water, waving her hands frantically towards me, so I waved back, just to be friendly, I’ve never met a mermaid before, so what do you even say?? Then she disappeared under the water and must have swam back to her mercity. Pretty neat little day at the beach.

“the referee decided to cancel the rest of the game in lieu of the pitch invasion”

Are they playing this game at Boise State?

An unword possiblized by Ralph Wiggum.

Lt. Scott Wrigglesworth: FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NAME!!! I’M SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF ANSWERING THIS- oh, you mean the NBA player’s name?

In my humble spades opinion, bidding and getting nil is more rewarding than a boston, especially if you get to bid 2nd

Have you actually seen him play for Team USA?It’s funny how being around good players and a someone like Coach K gets rid of that attitude.

“Dominated the next 80 minutes” is an incredibly strong take, considering the first 25 minutes of the second half was spent desperately defending or passing laterally against high pressure and eventually losing the ball shortly after it crossed midfield. Finally Jones started playing higher and the US pressure was…

Kenny Lofton will always be the king.

Well, we’ll have the latter four seasons from now

You guys should do NHL 94 next week. Or, barring that, NES Ice Hockey.

(Pet peeve alert.)

Highlights like this continue to prove that Willie Mays’ 1954 World Series catch is the most overrated catch in baseball history.

Say hey.

Klinsmann has failed to change the status quo to match his rhetoric, but the fault there lies in the expectations he set, not the job he has done.

This is ironic.

One instance where changing speeds is not so effective...

This is my favorite.

So perfect not mentioning ‘track and field’ in your headline. 95% of the clicks were just to find out what IAAF is. Then those who were curious didn't read all those words.

Worse