This is a lot easier to understand if you know that Anthony Allen’s skull is completely flat. Like a tabletop.

That’s sad. But can you guys make more Miller Lite ads that I automatically click just by scrolling past? 10-20 times a day ain’t cuttin’ it.

Paul, pierced.

Selfish Act Not Self-ish

Escaped Convict Runs Half-Marathon, Finishes Sixth.

A bit on the nose here.

You’re an IT guy...you don’t say.