I literally felt my muscles cease up as I scrolled to this image. There is no language that can accurately convey how much I hate Paul Ryan and the fact that he has lived off of the government his whole fucking life and is about to get a fucking pension after being a sniveling, selfish, cowardly little shit.

On second thought, maybe it wasn’t a good idea to elect a racist, misogynist, Russian-loan financed toddler as president?

From a lawyer’s perspective it’s pretty jaw dropping. For them to get a warrant for documents that are presumed to be privileged, they need to make a pretty compelling showing that the privilege doesn’t apply because the lawyer is helping his client commit a crime or a fraud. I’m so freaking excited.

Uh-oh. Trump is going to be off the scale nuts during his Morning Tweet Toilet Time.

WaPo now reporting Cohen being investigated for bank fraud and campaign finance violations.

Gronk against the inescapable force of time

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.

Which is fine, except the New Testament has several verses that can be read as an endorsement of communism, many more about helping the poor — especially that Jesus fellow; boy was he a blowhard about that — and absolutely zero about the evils of abortion.

oh wow, i have to go to the Garden in order to have opinions on the Celtics and their fans? my bad. in a related story: i hope you’ve never had strong opinions about a movie unless you’ve made one for a big studio.

here’s me, feeling bad that a team with a shitty fanbase probably won’t have a chance this to win their eighteenth NBA title this year

I keep harping on this, (stick to sprots!) but Boomers are (and have been) the greatest threat to America as the founders saw it, and have been since they were given the right to vote in 1970. They were given everything, grew up during the most prosperous time in american history, and promptly fucked every coming…

It’s funny when you consider that military officials take an oath to support and defend the constitution which includes, you know, the first amendment

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

nova does dance on the sand

Huge Duran Duran fans, eh?

STOP TRYING WHEN YOU’RE LOSING. WTF man?

“If it’s ok to shift with a 7-run lead, then it’s definitely ok to bunt.”

Pruitt IS even rottener than we’ve been hearing! Not only was he living cheap in a lobbyist’s wife’s house, but the lobbyist happened to be a lobbyist for liquid natural gas.... Pruitt’s also on the hook for a lavish first-class trip to Morocco with all his staff on the taxpayer dollar.... and the reason he was in…