Somehow, I lucked into rooting for the Mets, Jets and Knicks. I grew up in the Bronx. As a kid, I liked rooting for the underdog. Fuck my younger self.

Not sure how a gray-haired and bearded mountain of a man can still conjure the spirit and look of the happiest kid in the world, but here we are.

Three MLB games? I thought the doubleheader was against the Orioles.

My old Bassett would’ve made it as far as the infield grass, laid down, and fallen asleep. Never missed a dog as much as I miss him.

It’s MORE than OK, Chris! The Caps’ annual collapse isn’t hilarious until fans set aside their fatalism.

Chris, the 76ers don’t want him because LeBron will ruin the development of Embiid/Simmons.

while the fights are some of the only things I remember about the DC movie fights. They’re nasty; people are mad and they’ve got things to prove. You know what people want in those fights.

I heard they just fixed up a certain sink hole. The timing is highly suspicious. :P

Someone should have the police do a Being Best check on her to make sure she’s even still being.

Better solution. Every year the fans get to pick one player and one owner to face off in the octagon for five minutes.

So he’s a typical libertarian then?

Can someone explain to me the benefit of prime pantry? It seems like you are double charged for the same service. What’s the value of it?

Can someone explain to me the benefit of prime pantry? It seems like you are double charged for the same service.…

Lighten up, St. Frances.

So then the real cliffhanger would be who shot jr?

JR would be so far up in the clouds, no one would be able to touch him.

Disappointed at the lack of Bayek - he’s the best protagonist the series has had in a while.

If Bob Iger personally calls up Trump and says “Go fuck yourself you orange wanna be billionaire” and then plays a recording of the conversation for the public, I will pledge my soul to the Walt Disney Company and their quest for word domination. I will also get a pair of mouse ears tattooed on my penis as a symbol of…

-Wayne Gretzky